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7 Waterspouts Spotted Off The Coast Of Finland!

We deal with thunderstorms in Florida literally all the time (checks phone and sees a notification for lightning in the area and told to stay indoors for 30 minutes) but one weather event I hope to never see is a tornado. Why?

Well, you can outrun a tornado...at least one time a few years ago a hurricane literally moved at 0 miles per hour and it gave people days DAYS to escape. Also, and here's the hottest of hot takes you'll hear from me ever...tornado's were featured in the WORST move ever made. But more of that after you see these waterspouts in Finland.

And just when I almost got desperate enough to try and find my wife in Finland, the country had to go and pull off what "Twister" never could!!! That's correct, I hate the movie "Twister". It's scientifically inaccurate. It's riddled with lazy writing. And logistically, EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE SHOULD HAVE DIED! Including Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton (R.I.P. irl tho). THEY MANAGED TO SURVIVE A EF5 TORNADO BY STRAPPING THEMSELVES TO A PIPE WITH A LEATHER BELT. A LEATHER BELT!!! And let's not forget that it was a half-attempted standing ride at Universal back in the 90's..."Twister" sucks. It really is the worst movie ever made...not to mention Carey Elwes plays a rival storm chaser and HE gets sucked up into a tornado?!?! 💩 And if you think I haven't ranted enough about "Twister" the absurd notion that Pepsi cans cut like a windmill is going to save your trashy multi-million dollar "Dorothy V"?!?!

Tornado's suck...literally the suck air and spin...but "Twister" just actually sucked.


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