We're Gonna Need To Plan A Trip To The World's Longest Waterslide

If any of my friends read this, then they know about my fear of public water. And since you're reading this as well, I might as well tell you. Public Waterparks scare me. I know human behavior and I believe too many people pee in the pool. And before you try to show me some YouTube video about "Parts Per Million"...just know I've seen them all. I'm aware of the amount of chlorine that is put in the water...and that still doesn't change my mind about how gross people are.

With that, to go down a Guinness Book of World Record's length slide...I'll probably wear a full wet suit and grab a tube!