Who is Skip Kelly? It's a mystery, to be sure. His origins are not truly known, but some say that he appears on high value stamps in Australia, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. It's rumored that he never blinks and is afraid of bells. Wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to just the right frequency, you can sometimes hear his thoughts, which - as it turns out - are mostly static. He pops up from time to time on the air at 97.9 KISS FM.