Anyone who knows me knows Jeff Goldblum is my mans.
I've had a crush on that intellectual Greek god since my boy crazy 12-year-old eyes first saw him in Jurassic Park.
He's cultured, a dynamic actor, refined, awkward and aging like the tastiest parmigiano reggiano.
So is it really that weird that I'm dying over this thirty minute video of Jeff Goldblum purring? No, it's not.
Your day, no your LIFE, needed this so you're welcome.