After years of working in steak houses and sports bars, the word "ranch" makes me wanna gag and throw plates at the wall. A guest once seriously asked me for a "bowl of ranch" to drown their chicken tenders in. I DON'T DO RANCH.
But. Hidden Valley Ranch has some really cute summer merch! That one-piece bathing suit has super flattering high cut legs. It's perfect for someone who needs to let the world know where their condiment loyalties are.