Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham publicly leaked texts that they exchanged back in May.   

Farrah talked about how cool it would be to meet up for a play date with the kids and have coffee. Sheen answered her text with "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma...would love to get together." Farrah made it known she was “excited to meet [him]” if Sheen’s Anger Management TV show booked her for a role.

NOT SO FAST. When Charlie Sheen found out that TMZ had gotten their hands on their conversations, he quickly turned sour. In an open letter to the “Back-Door” Teen Mom, he called Farrah a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.” He added, “the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.” OUCH.

Looks like their play date is cancelled.

Source: Huffington Post, InTouch, TMZ, TMZ